I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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