Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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