Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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