new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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