He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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