Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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