she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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