Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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