He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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