I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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