the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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