I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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