Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
vagina is talking i cant
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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