why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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