Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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