I wish I only lived at night.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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