I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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