i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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