Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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