oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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