My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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