so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
