Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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