you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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