Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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