Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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