I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Floor bacon is actually really good
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
