Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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