would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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