Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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