jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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