i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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