So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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