Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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