and you said cock pushups were impossible
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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