I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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