I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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