i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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