he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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