i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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