He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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