watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Alive.
So much puke
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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