atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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