oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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