If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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