Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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