ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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