everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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