So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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