dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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